Dear Vice…thank you for the best financial advice ever. This should be recited by every dad…
Failing Echo - Oil on Board - Jeremy Geddes
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When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,
“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”
I never thought about it this way before.
this is why i use it so much
This is exactly why it’s my favorite insult.
Hey. Ever fancied contributing to raising gazzilions of dollars to create a Death Star? Well now you can - BOOM! Kickstarter project for a Death Star. Stretch goal 540 gagillion dollars.
No, you’re not interested in joining the Soemthing Something Dark Side because you’re a good guy? So you must have wanted to protect the masses from a Death Star with your own Rebel Alliance X-Wing, but you’re a bit short of cashish? BOOM. Fund this little project for a whole squadron!